Sex theme park to open in London

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When you go to the fair,
and there’s penises there,
that’s Amora.
When the park’s seven zones
have erogenous tones,
that’s Amora.

Touch that thing
on its ding-a-ling:
soon you’ll be the king
of exciting a fella.
Let this great
theme park educate
people how to mate:
it will be a best-seller.

When it’s like Disneyworld
but with more naked girls,
that’s Amora,
where there’s Sexual Ed
to teach girls to give head and make love.
When you wish you could flirt
but you fear you’re not dirty, Signora –
don’t lose heart, you’re a tart;
it’s a learnable art – that’s Amora!

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