Monthly Archives: August 2007

Monkey Flies from Peru to New York Unnoticed

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Ensure your seatbelt’s fastened, Sir;
you needn’t make it tight.
The trolley’s coming past, and Sir,
relax, enjoy your flight.

Though, Sir, you have a beastie, Sir –
I hate to cause alarm;
I’m certain that, at least, he, Sir
won’t do you any harm.

Forgive this humble flunky, Sir,
but Sir, it must be said,
I think some kind of monkey, Sir
is napping on your head.

He hasn’t got a ticket, Sir,
without certification
I think you’re gonna brick it, Sir
at US immigration