Humane Society Holds Dog Yoga Class

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When your pooch is feeling pooped from
licking balls and sniffing arses;
when your dog's in a mess and he's hounded by stress,
join some canine yoga classes.

If your deerhound's in the doldrums
or your mutt lacks motivation;
if his ears start to sag and his tail's lost its wag
try the dachshund salutation.

Need some mastiff meditation?
Not a problem! Make a note: as
speedy-quick as a sneeze, you can bow-tie his knees
and just pop him in the lotus.

If your foxhound's fierce and fearsome
or your peke's a squeak too meek, a
dodgy balance of yin versus yang is the sin:
study Yoga Pradipika.

If your labrador feels sore from
too much walkies or from parties,
he can stretch out his paw on the floor, and much more,
doing puppy-dog pilates.

But when Rover's keeling over,
heed the yogic mystagogue.
For it's time to fall flat with a splat on the mat
in the downward-facing dog.