Rogue Seal Menacing Man, Beast in Calif.

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The punks around here call me Nibbles:
they think that it's purty and trite.
Well, suckers, I just gotta quibble -
from now on, start callin' me Bite.

Y'all think that a seal's so darn fluffy
and balances balls on his nose.
Well, punks, I got news, I'm a toughie;
from now on, what I say's what goes.

Ya reckon a pit-bull's a bruiser,
could deal with a seal on a whim?
Well, kids, guess what? Fido's a loser;
from now on, I'm chowin' on him.

I've chomped on the leg of a boarder;
I frighten folks outta canoes.
So, pussies, embrace the new order:
from now on, I win and you lose.