Monkey Flies from Peru to New York Unnoticed08 Aug 2007
Ensure your seatbelt's fastened, Sir;
you needn't make it tight.
The trolley's coming past, and Sir,
relax, enjoy your flight.
Though, Sir, you have a beastie, Sir -
I hate to cause alarm;
I'm certain that, at least, he, Sir
won't do you any harm.
Forgive this humble flunky, Sir,
but Sir, it must be said,
I think some kind of monkey, Sir
is napping on your head.
He hasn't got a ticket, Sir,
I think you're gonna brick it, Sir
at US immigration