Cow urine drink set to launch05 Mar 2009
My drink will beat all other drinks
(or so this hard-line Hindu thinks).
It packs a special punch - and how?
It's pre-digested by a cow.
Yes, mine's the only kind of fizz
that's freshly brewed from bovine whizz.
What soda boasts the sanctity
of holy Hindu cattle pee?
Not Pepsi-cola, Coke or Sprite;
though Red Bull sounds as though it might,
I must assure you: none but this
has healthy, wholesome heifer piss.