When robbing a bank, there's so much that's been done
like black balaclavas, or toting a gun.
I'm sure you'll agree with me, too, when I say
that stockings on heads are so very passé.
They met as they ate in the meadow -
they both shared a fondness for cud.
His moo made her rumen
do backflips; she knew then
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Knut! Knut! Oh sweet Knut!
Rejected-at-the teat Knut!
Since Goldilocks first broke her chair,
a porridge-eating baby bear
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A bridegroom arrived to be wed
whilst pickled and out of his head.
The bride took one look
and said, "Sling your hook -
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It's grim when you're a prisoner
with no way to get laid.
So one guy summonsed Tiffany
to bring illegal aid.