Thong fetish dog eats knickers

24 Apr 2007

Some doggies like chewing on choc-drops,
or beefsteaks, or biscuits, or bones.
But Deefer the mastiff's
begun to amass diff-
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Robotic birds scare 'fat' pigeons

23 Apr 2007

Attack from aloft! With a payload of poo,
they strafe over Liverpool dock.
The feathered invaders are mounting a coup;
the pigeons are strutting amok.

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Fruity cocktails count as health food, study finds

21 Apr 2007

Nutritionists' every suggestion,
to me, is just out of the question.
"Eat cabbage," "Eat sprouts,"
"If in doubt, go without:
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Sex theme park to open in London

20 Apr 2007

When you go to the fair,
and there's penises there,
that's Amora.
When the park's seven zones
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Man with shoe fetish walks free

18 Apr 2007

Good gracious, ladies - have you seen what's happened on the news?
A gentleman in London's been purloining ladies' shoes.
He says that it's a fetish, not a hobby he would choose;
without his strange stiletto stash, he'd suffer from the blues.
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