Deadly virus phone threat causes panic

17 Apr 2007

Hi Mama, it's me - were
you watching TV? Were
you doing something? Er,
I just had to ring yer
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Free repairs to flammable toilets

16 Apr 2007

The toilet from Toto had come
and Tommy was ready to plumb.
A bathroom bonanza
shipped in from Japan's a
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Trolley book wins odd title prize

14 Apr 2007

We've been enthusiasts for fourteen years,
since fourteenth April nineteen-ninety-three
when first I heard you laud, through joyful tears,
the virtues of the Walmart seven B.

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Rogue Seal Menacing Man, Beast in Calif.

13 Apr 2007

The punks around here call me Nibbles:
they think that it's purty and trite.
Well, suckers, I just gotta quibble -
from now on, start callin' me Bite.

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Beijing's penis emporium

12 Apr 2007

Is your kettle of lust stuck on simmer?
Is your phallus no longer immense?
Is your flaming desire just a glimmer?
Does erection mean putting up tents?

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