When your pooch is feeling pooped from
licking balls and sniffing arses;
when your dog's in a mess and he's hounded by stress,
join some canine yoga classes.
It makes no difference that the old man's dead -
Keith Richards finds his dad gets up his nose.
Pa's always somehow messing with his head;
it makes no difference that the old man's dead.
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Do you feel like you're a crouton
in the mushroom soup of gloom?
Does suicide sound just the thing
for Sunday afternoon?
What a bonzer and beautiful evening
full of big-breasted beauties and booze!
But whilst wandering back
down the railway, the track
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Bent over, in his army-issue slacks,
the sergeant puts my hormones in a rush:
that titivating sweat-trail down his back!
His pert posterior - so lithe! So lush!
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