I don't know what to do
with all this puppy poop.
My poodle's had a poo -
I don't know what to do.
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The prosecution counsel cried,
"This fiend's a filthy fink!
He cleaned his ears with dental tools
and wee-weed in the sink."
Our quarter's in, we pull the knob,
a ball's dispensed, but we conclude
that, if there's any gum inside,
the chances are it's ready-chewed.
The voting starts on April twenty-two
though, chances are, the French are voting twice.
In case you're not aware of who is who,
don't worry, 'cos I'll give you some advice.
She loved him for his liquid orphan's eyes,
his boyish grin across the mall that day.
Just seventeen: nobody was surprised
to hear her mom invited him to stay.
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